An average golfer on tour named Ian Poulter finally found a way to finish in the top 10. Unfortunately for him, he did so by making some comments about Tiger Woods, which landed his name as the 10th most searched phrase in Google Hot Trends tonight. Ian has always thought he was one of the best golfer’s on the planet, and he said something about him being the 2nd best golfer in the world, right behind Mr. Woods. Ian predicts he will win one of the majors this year, and I see his point…since his best finish in a major thus far was 13th. Ian does have something to brag about though, as he has won a whopping 7 tourneys over the past 9 years…and were not talking about the renowned Hippo tour or the famous Challenge tour. He won those extremely competitive events on the Europeon tour. Hey Ian, why don’t you bring your pink pants to the PGA tour and see how that goes for ya! Oh, and in case you are interested…Ian is evidently hiding his manhood in some new, nearly naked photo shoot, with only a golf bag to cover his trophy.
Speaking of tours, Kanye West posted a popular entry on his blog today about his Glow in the Dark tour. I remember when I was in a glow in the dark golf tournament back in 1986. If you haven’t played night golf, I would highly recommend it, even if it’s the kind Danny Noonan learned about in Caddy Shack. Really though, Mr. West said he will be joined by NERD, or N.E.R.D. That must be some rap group I’ve never heard of. Also joining Kanya will be Rihanna (I think named after a Fleetwood Mac hit) and Lupe Fiasco, I think named after a baseball pitcher incident in 1972.
Last of all, some big news coming in from the folks who might have stole an idea from one of my favorite Chevy Chase movies - Christmas Vacation. Yes, the Mad River Rocket Company have taken extreme sledding to new heights, and it doesn’t even matter whether or not you have a metal plate in your head (Cousin Eddie). My how sleds have changed since I was a kid. Back then, it took sleds took longer to go down the hill then it did to walk them back up. Maybe that’s how they named the company, ’cause they too were mad about slow sleds. Or maybe, the founders were crazy mad, like Cramer from Mad Money. Imagine him on a pocket rocket river sled whatchamacallit! Let it snow…
