January 24, 2008. Got Mortified? Then GetMortified.com might be for you. It would be nice if I could tell you more about this site, but guess what? Yes, the site is down. From what I can tell, it’s basically a collection of people who share their poems, stories, letters, etc. from when they were kids. You know, stuff like “my first kiss” and “the first time I smoked”. Sounds like a lot of fun, so stop back in a few days to get your mortification for the day.
Uremic Poisoning…is it a urinary problem? (by the way, uremicpoisoning.com is not very helpful, so don’t look there) Okay, I have no clue why this is a popular search today. Oprah, what they heck are you talking about on your show? Most likely this has something to do with the recent death of Heath Ledger, as do many of the medical searches today. Probably some famous doctor or medical examiner threw it out there, and everyone said to themselves, “huh?”.
Lil Bosey isn’t making news today, but his friend lil wayne might have been arrested. I sure hope this isn’t drug related Wayne (or as your Mom called ya…Dwayne Jr.). No more cocaine on your bus fella. How many times do we need to talk about this? You are lucky lil’ John Wayne didn’t bust you. Did you think those were Ice Breakers Pacs? Blame it on Hersheys again….when will you take some responsibility for your actions?
Who is the world is DramaRama? Evidently they are an 80’s rock group…although I pride myself on knowing quite a bit about groups from the eighties, and I don’t recall them one bit. Maybe they were formally called Bananarama, or Dramamine? I buzzed over to their official website at johneasdale.com, but not much to see there. Curiosity had the best of me so I also went to youtube to watch a video for a song called anything, anything. Not too bad imo. this just in, the band was on the Ellen show recently; maybe even earlier today. Someone wrote that one of their songs was in Nightmare on Elm Street….a great drama from the 80s. C U on Friday. Try this to end your day - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MK-ibxlYKw
